Green Monster Spinach Smoothie

Green Monster Spinach Smoothie (<<<link to recipe) Nutritional stats: 350 calories, 10g fiber, 21g protein I came across this fellow interwebber’s blog while researching some do it yourself frozen breakfast action.  She’s got a killer recipe for Frozen Bacon Egg and Cheese Breakfast Burritos on her site.  I was intrigued by this Spinach Smoothie that she states […]

SmartOnes Swedish Meatballs

  Taste:  3.5 Not too far off.  Have I had better Swedish Meatballs???  Well yeah! Fullness:  3 Not a ton of food here.  Enough to hopefully satiate you.  Imagine your stomach is smaller…this fills you up.  (I used the force there) Overall:  3.25 It’s okay overall.  I’ve had better food before, but I didn’t puke […]

Amy’s Pesto Tortellini Bowl

Taste:  3 Too heavy on the pesto for my tastes, but pretty good really.  Maybe don’t drown it in pesto to make up for the fact it’s an organic meal guys. Fullness:  3.5 This is a big portion.  Not sure if I can’t finish it because there’s so much of it or I’m just sweating […]

SmartOnes – Three Cheese Omelet

So, here’s another breakfast item. Taste:  .5 This thing sucks.  I really can’t say enough bad things about the flavor of it.  The cheese is so suspect it’s amazing.  I’ve never tasted feces, but I’m going with “It tastes like shit…only worse!” Fullness:  0 Since I spit it out and couldn’t stomach it enough to […]

Evol Foods BBQ Chicken & Mozzerella Flatbread

BBQ Chicken & Mozzarella Flatbread ($6 or thereabouts) Natural • 13g Protein (per serving) • Cage-Free Chicken Fire-grilled white meat chicken, mozzarella cheese, chopped green onion, cilantro and BBQ sauce–All topped on an insanely tasty stone-fired artisan flatbread. Alrighty then.  I bought this puppy the first day I started all this stuff (about a week ago today).  Its […]

Smart Ones Pepperoni Pizza

SmartOnes Pepperoni Pizza $3.95 (or thereabouts) Zesty pepperoni with tangy tomato sauce topped with reduced fat mozzarella cheese on a stone-fired crust. Taste:  2 Not the best.  Not the worst.  I can tell you that most frozen pizzas out there make this look like the worst frozen pizza in history (I’m purposely not including Jeno’s […]

Kashi frozen Blueberry Waffles

Kashi Blueberry Waffles $5.5 (or thereabouts) Everyone loves the goodness of warm waffles — and now you can love their nutrition, too! We start by mixing our heritage whole grains into a smooth batter that’s gently poured onto real waffle irons for the perfect golden brown crisp. And we’re just getting to the good stuff […]